Self-parking Skeptic Gifts

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

No Double Parking

'I'm worried about Junior. He's so lazy he won't even take his own selfie.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Greta Thunberg writes that from now on she doesn't care about climate change because mankind doesn't deserve to survive..."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Valet parking.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Parking

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

"This is what we had before selfies!"

Moses Parking

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

Why Early Photographers Didn't Take Selfies

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'Bloody 4WDs!'

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

'I can't I've been clamped.'

Health Care Consultant on Call.

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

"OK, that's enough for today. I think he's learned his lesson."

"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

"If you won't help me validate myself, will you at least validate my parking?"

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.

Stuck in the car park.