Self-medication Skeptic T-Shirts

'I'm the doctor -- I'll decide what's medicinal!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

Bald Man Overcomb

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Live, laugh, love

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

Older cousin press

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'I haven't been trying for years and look where it's gotten me.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

New Age Anatomy...

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"Do not bury yourself alive if allergic to burying yourself alive."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'