Alternative Medicine Skeptic T-Shirts

Vlad, The Acupuncturist.

"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"

New Age Anatomy...

'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'

Would you trust his alternative medicine?

Doctor's Clinic: 6 Quacks, No Waiting...

"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

The New Age Dentist.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 chocolate truffles in the evening should cure your broken heart.'