Express their honest skepticism with our witty t-shirts! Perfect for those who question the claims of alternative remedies and love to wear their sense of humor.
I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.
Vlad, The Acupuncturist.
"Mr. Dinsdale - come back!"
New Age Anatomy...
'As a homeopath I'm extremely diluted!'
Would you trust his alternative medicine?
Doctor's Clinic: 6 Quacks, No Waiting...
"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"
Self help acupuncture
Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept
'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'
New Age Store.
"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."
"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."
Traditional vs alternative medicine.
Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother
'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'
Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!
"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"
"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."
"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."
If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup
'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'
"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."
Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.
"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."
'Thyme heals all wounds.'
The New Age Dentist.
Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'
'He's the star of a new medical series.'
Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'
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