Self-help Group Member Mugs

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'The Lemming Book Store'