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Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

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'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

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'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."