Self-help Club Enthusiast Mugs

'... But I don't want to stop. I thought this was some sort of secret drinking club.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

La Table

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"The club scene is really changing."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

Always expect the best

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Identity Crisis Support Group

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

Chicken soup books

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'