Self-help Club Enthusiast T-Shirts

'... But I don't want to stop. I thought this was some sort of secret drinking club.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

La Table

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'You must heal yourself.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"The club scene is really changing."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'101 ways to drive your boss crazy.' 'How to stay sane at the top.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Always expect the best

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Chicken soup books

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."