Self-esteem Mentor Mugs

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Girl's weight issues.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I envy your metabolism.'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

Self Love Witch

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.