Self-esteem Mentor Prints

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

PROBLEM AREAS

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Girl's weight issues.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I envy your metabolism.'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"Even my mother and father never believed in me."

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt makes these pants look big?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Body Shaming

"In this dream I am flavor of the moth, and double-chocolate-fudge ripple doesn't scare me."