Self-esteem Journeyer Gifts

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'You've changed.'

Ego Increasing School

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

All dressing rooms now have dimmer switches

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"I wish I was special."

"I'm pregnant."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."