Self-employment Explorer Mugs

'Your resume says that you were self employed and then you were fired?'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

The Daily Commute

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"I'm a soul trader."

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

"Adolescencia"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

Home Business - Business Cards.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'