Self-employed Mugs

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

Perks Of Working At Home.

The Real American Dream

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

Self-employed.

'The great thing about being your own boss is that you can work whenever you want - as long as you always want to work.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Yes, I do usually work from home! How did you know?'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"I'm tired of being chained to myself twenty-four hours a day."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'I love being my own boss!'

Corporate Reorganization for the self-employed

"I'm a soul trader."

"Oh, goody."

Christmas party for self employed and business owners

Employee of the Month

Home office distraction *43.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Of course one of the great advantages of being self-employed is not having to conform to someone else's dress code."

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

Window Cleaner has 'Managing Director' on his jacket.

Home Business - Starting Out.

"Dave's decided to work from home today."

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

Man walks own tightrope

Every day was 'Take Your Pet To Work' day."

"Then I thought, hey great, if I become a day trader I can work at home in my underwear."

'Lots of people encouraged me to go into business for myself. Come to think of it, they were all former employers.'

'What do you mean: 'You feel under appreciated by your boss'? You're self employed!'

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'How come we get only half-hour lunches?'