Self-discovery Guru T-Shirts

Nyah! Everyone has a boyfriend except Twig! Teddy! Stop! Who cares? I don't need a boy to validate my self-worth. Very mature! I'm proud of you.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"You left your demons here last week."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Planned service changes

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'This scale is gaining weight!'

Reflection (with bubbles)

Steve found himself on his travels.

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Secrets of the Mona Lisa revealed.