Self-discovery Guru Mugs

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

You are what you eat!

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Planned service changes

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Reflection (with bubbles)

Secrets of the Mona Lisa revealed.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"