Self-discovery Advocate Mugs

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Truth

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Rainbow/Horizon