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"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

They hated me.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Critisize your weight.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Planned service changes

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"How long have I had what problem?"

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I come from the future."

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'My fuse about my height is about as short as I am.'