Self-defense Humor Mugs

Start their day with a laugh and a reminder that self-defense can be humorous. Our witty mugs feature playful designs that celebrate safety with a lighthearted twist—perfect for anyone who appreciates humor and personal protection.

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"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray." mockup

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

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Overjumpers

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"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?" mockup

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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Women's Martial Arts Center

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"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area." mockup

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

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'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.' mockup

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks." mockup

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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Martial Arts

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Mod Kwan Doh

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique." mockup

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead. mockup

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

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"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head." mockup

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

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Martial Arts

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters." mockup

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

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'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!' mockup

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

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'Hello, security.'

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"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars." mockup

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

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"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

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'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Stun-gun target practice.

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.' mockup

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

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'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.' mockup

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney." mockup

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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Self-defense Humor Mugs Collection

Self-defense Humor Pillows

Comfort and humor combined on our self-defense themed pillows—great for adding a fun touch to any room or safety station.

Self-defense Humor Prints

Discover our humorous self-defense prints—ideal for inspiring laughs while decorating a gym, dojo, or personal space.

Self-defense Humor T-Shirts

Check out our humorous self-defense t-shirts—ideal for martial arts classes, safety gear, or just showcasing their witty personality.