Self Contemplation Gifts

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"The overthinker"

Cellphone Islands

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

Zenemies.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Is this who I am?"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."