Self Contemplation Gifts

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

"The overthinker"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

That party went well.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Rodin's Thinker.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Is this who I am?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'