Self-conscious Exerciser Pillows

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Keep Fit.

Jogging Bottoms

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Holiday Aerobics.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Psychiatry in the Park