Self-care Shopper Pillows

'I'll just take those three pairs for myself - I only came in to buy a pair of laces for my husband...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She's so put together!'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

All Natural Nothing

Dating is so expensive...

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Are you OK hun?"

Mr Metrosexual.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Loofah Lady

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."