Self-care Shopper Prints

'I'll just take those three pairs for myself - I only came in to buy a pair of laces for my husband...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

The adoration of the gels.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

All Natural Nothing

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you OK hun?"

Mr Metrosexual.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Loofah Lady

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.