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"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

That party went well.

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Is this who I am?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"That's a big fat lie!"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

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"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

"God help us, it's that guy."

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Motorway of the Self

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.' 'There goes my political career!'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Live, laugh, love

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"