Self-assured Superstar Gifts

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

IRS tax instructions.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

Cleaning the Horse

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Employee of the Month - male.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Need money for lessons

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

You're never too old for pilates!

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"