Self-assured Superstar Gifts

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

IRS tax instructions.

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Cleaning the Horse

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Employee of the Month - male.

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Need money for lessons

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

You're never too old for pilates!