Self-assessment Journey Pillows

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

The Map of the Human Heart

"You've changed."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

How Gary got his groove back.

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Do-over

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

"I need a hug."

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"Once I figured out who and what I was, doors just opened for me."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"