Self-esteem Explorer Pillows

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

The crow was not that unhappy with her body but absolutely hated her feet.

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Be honest, Ralph, does my butt make these pants look big?"

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Ever since I've had my self esteem breakthrough, I've really hated spending time with you."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

'I have low self esteem... except when I'm arrogant.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

'Here in the U.S. men consider us a 5. If we went to Canada the exchange rate would make us a 6.5.'

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

Shark

"I am a person of value."

Gary disliked being pointed and stared at, but felt that, in the grand scheme of things, it was really the least of his problems.

"I'm tired of being labeled as conventional, when I know I'm Extra Fancy in my core."

Family Reunion/Me/My Self-Esteem.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'