Seizure Dancer Gifts

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Ice skater

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

The ocean is no place for a star.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Cat wing walking.

Dancing.

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"Do we have any outstanding checks?"

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.

Walking a fine line of debt.

Man falling over whilst dancing

'My husband hadn't kicked up his heels in 20 years, but he couldn't leave well enought alone.'

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Hokey Cokey 'In' and 'Out' trays