Seizure Dancer Gifts

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Ice skater

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

The ocean is no place for a star.

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

Cat wing walking.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Dancing with the Star Wars

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

Dancing.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

"Do we have any outstanding checks?"

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

Walking a fine line of debt.

Man falling over whilst dancing

'My husband hadn't kicked up his heels in 20 years, but he couldn't leave well enought alone.'

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Hokey Cokey 'In' and 'Out' trays