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Drive Through

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

Doubledecker bus stop

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Getting Closer

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

The Bus Stop.

Strolling Violin

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

'Stop, thief!'

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

All We Have To Do

'Don't look at me...'

Rat's Tube Map - Left endright end.

Manchester City's Team Bus.

A caveman emerges from a subway

North Pole