Segway Rider T-Shirts

"I think you'll find that CEOs always have right of way."

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Pushy Dog

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Getting Closer

Turtle Sledge

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Skiing Holiday

"My turn."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

"Except moles, madam."

Grump Horse and Rider

Strolling Violin

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

Riding School Accidents

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Underground House Night - Mind The Gap

'Stop, thief!'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'Horse Play' 'We never mastered the choreography part of freestyle dressage, but we still wanted to have a role in the competition.'