Seer Of The Light Gifts

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

When psychics fight.

Reading the Leaves.

'The mist is clearing.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Nostrildamus.

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."