Seer Of The Light Gifts

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Reading the Leaves.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'The mist is clearing.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

When psychics fight.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Nostrildamus.