Seeking Marital Therapy Pillows

"I know where and when I got married. I just can't remember why."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Try Mediation

'Great Therapy!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"We don't talk anymore."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!