Seeking Investors Mugs

Help your entrepreneur friend stay motivated with our witty mugs tailored for those seeking investors. Perfect for coffee breaks during long pitches or brainstorming sessions, these mugs make every sip a celebration of persistence and ambition.

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Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors mockup

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor. mockup

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation." mockup

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

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"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I keep feeling we should float the company" mockup

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.' mockup

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest." mockup

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

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"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?" mockup

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

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'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.' mockup

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

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Wall St. or True Love.

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Will work for ETFs

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish' mockup

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!' mockup

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

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"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem." mockup

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

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'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.' mockup

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?" mockup

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

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"Invest in technology."

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'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...' mockup

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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Seeking Investors Pillows

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Seeking Investors Prints

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