Seeking Anger Management Gifts

"It doesn't pay to jump up and down with rage, up here."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"Any eruptions since we last met?"