Seeking A Vacation Prints

'I'm afraid we can't let you have any holidays but I can turn the heating up if that will help.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Hiding the electronics.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'