Vacationing Prints

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Sunblock - A Novel

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"They migrate here each summer."

Caribbean Airport Security

Chillaxing!

Salesman on Holiday

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."

"The sea will doctor you now."

Workaholic on holiday

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

John takes a personivacation.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Quarantine for tourists

Working Holiday

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Man Overboard and Drink Overboard.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut

'Two please.' - Human watch

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Airline concerns.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

How To Go In