Vacationing Prints

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Sunblock - A Novel

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

Chillaxing!

Caribbean Airport Security

Salesman on Holiday

"They migrate here each summer."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Workaholic on holiday

John takes a personivacation.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Quarantine for tourists

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

How To Go In

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Working Holiday

Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut

'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

'Don't get mine wet.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Summer To Do List. . .

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Airline concerns.