Going On A Vacation Prints

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

'Does it look like we need internet-access?'

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

"And you will leave your stress and sorrows at home!"

Clogged Shell

Mini Bar

'When you lie here you can see why it's called a Four Star Hotel. That's how many stars you can see through the hole in the roof!'

The Ka-Ching of the cash register

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

Airlines

'And for all our guests, we have a complimentary hot tub...'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Nude Travels/Nude Scanner.

"Henry never drinks the water - everything else, but not the water."

"I love smartphones. I can keep in touch with everything I came here to get away from."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Bed and Breakfast/Cot and Croissant

"We're off, off to sunny spain."

"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

'Oh how SWEET of young Davey!'

'I'll find room for it, if you'll find my feet and take my shoes off.'

'Avert your eyes, Adele - the pilot says we're flying past 'Keester Island'!'

'You and your cheap flights!!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Holiday.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

"Never mind ultra violet you're not seeing the sun god wearing those!"

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"His prose is so muscular."