Seeking A Loan Pillows

'You want the 'loan officer.' Next door down.'

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'

'How soon do you want it?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

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Farmer's credit.

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

I have a dream.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"How much do you need?"

'Your good work leaves me in a splendid position. Isn't that enough reward for you?'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'