Getting A Loan Pillows

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"Is the Bernanke rate still available?...You know low."

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'Now, before I say yes, I have to look very stern.'

I'm buying last year's car today with next year's money.

'I have this sure-fire method to beat the lottery!'

'Your first monthly repayment will be in a month from now.'

Frankly, I'm surprised your newsagent let you get so far behind.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Thank you so much for the loan. I don't think I can ever repay you."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Farmer's credit.

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

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"How much do I need? How much you got?"

I have a dream.

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

"How much do you need?"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'