Getting A Mortgage Pillows

'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Your repayment period starts...Now!'

STRIP Hambone: Strict mortgage rules

'We can offer a stalker mortgage - it's just like a tracker mortgage, only more threatening.'

'I believe there is a penalty for making overpayments.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Bank goes back to cheap toasters as free gift.

Mortgages

New HOSTILE Mortgage Company

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Canine Comedians

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"Their titles from left to right are, 'Holiday in Palm Springs','Next mortgage payment' and 'Deposit on a new Porsche'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"We both love Chinese food."

'They're playing house.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."