Taking Out A Mortgage Pillows

"And your repayment period starts...NOW!"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Canine Comedians

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Their titles from left to right are, 'Holiday in Palm Springs','Next mortgage payment' and 'Deposit on a new Porsche'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"We both love Chinese food."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'They're playing house.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Well Darling, there you go, our own bit of swamp: A perfect place to raise a family..."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Farmer's credit.

I have a dream.

Estate Agents: Executive Homes