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'I'm not really a guru. I just came up here to 'sell high'. . .'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"All the celebrities come here."

K9 Literati.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Meds Toast

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'I'm screwed...'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

One final question: How do i get down from here without breaking a leg?

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"I'm 'The Drunk Divorced Overweight Chain-Smoking Middle Aged Man.' 'The Wise Man' is on the next peak."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'