Seeker Of Wisdom T-Shirts

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'The truth is inside of you.'

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"Remember, you'll never find true enlightenment through search engines."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

"That's it? I've been waiting up here for 26 years for the meaning of life...and that's it?"

Gurus: Meaning of Life/Alternative Endings

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

"Before I provide the secret to happiness, I must warn you that it will be conveyed in the form of a recipe."

"Im so sorry, he's at a symposium in New Jersey."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Guru Surprise

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

The truth

'All religions claim to be peace loving, yet religious differences is a major cause of war?'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

'I have only a few days to live: Can you teach me how to make the most of them?'

One Convenient Location.

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Knock on WHAT first?'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'