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'Don't pay the doctor...'

'But, if we follow these rules, we'll stick out like a sore thumb!'

'I think I've got it.'

"I SAW THAT."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Oh, crap.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

FAQs.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"