Seeker Of Wisdom With Humor Pillows

'I'm not really a guru. I just came up here to 'sell high'. . .'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"All the celebrities come here."

K9 Literati.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Meds Toast

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'I'm screwed...'

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"I'm 'The Drunk Divorced Overweight Chain-Smoking Middle Aged Man.' 'The Wise Man' is on the next peak."

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

One final question: How do i get down from here without breaking a leg?

"Did you do all of this for me?"

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.