Seeker Of Happiness Gifts

'I'm looking for something to change my life from quiet desperation to utter jubilation.'

"I gotta be me!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Jumping Man

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Me when by BDD shows up

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

Laughter Therapy.

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Happiness