See The Sensational Side Pillows

Careers advisor to schoolgirl: 'Have you considered becoming a kiss-and-tell slapper?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'He's all eyes!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Sheep Escalator

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

The Kink and I

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

"Er...Eric..."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Snow Shaker.

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

Corona island

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

Lion tamer feeding birds.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."

Prescription windshield

"Guess who I bumped into this morning? - Everybody!"

"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

'...my next guest has been described as an extrovert..a hell raiser..a man of many suprises...'

'I need a pair of glasse to stop the big boys hitting me and the little girls kissing me.'

Conjoined strangers.

“Some day, Paulie, we’re going to look back at this moment and say, ‘Remember that time we whacked Eddie?’”