"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."
Security Tinkerer Prints
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Pounding speeds up the computer.
Robot Parts $5
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
The Computer Bore
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
'You know too much,'
"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"
Drool Marks
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
Mac OS 20
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'
Early cyborg.
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
Mouse in a hamster wheel.
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
Gadget geek.
The Not-So Smart Meter
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
Bicycle sat nav.
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'
'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'
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