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'Your passport, please.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Privacy

Legalish

Big Brother.

Facial Recognition

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

1 message reviewed by NSA.

Your DNA is in the database.

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'

"That'll keep them out."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

Trump reneges on the Iran Nuclear Deal

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

The NSA organizes its new sprawling data farm based on the different types of web traffic...

The long arm of the law. . . Your personal e-mails.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Can't say. It's private.'

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Smart Watches Track Our Every Thought

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

'Yes, the prodigal son is in Russia!'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"She'll lick you to death."

Speed Checked by Radar.

"...You go and investigate the strange noise downstairs!"

Terrornomics

"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"

'I can remember when you could go out without having to worry!'

"My security system sucks."

"I don't mind giving up the appearance of privacy to live with the illusion of safety."

"Email is such a security risk! That's why I prefer good old fashioned one-to-one gossip."