Security Clearance Achiever Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with a pillow celebrating their security clearance triumph. Ideal for their home or office, it combines wit with relaxation.

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'I got level 5 security clearance!' mockup

'I got level 5 security clearance!'

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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High security Santa's grotto

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'Where was the TSA?'

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"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security." mockup

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

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"I see you've security marked your property."

"I see you've security marked your property." mockup

"I see you've security marked your property."

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"How have you managed to keep your job?" mockup

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

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AI Safety Officer

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'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.' mockup

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job." mockup

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

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"Sorry kid, I work alone."

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CCTV in church.

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Aggression/Security

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The Ayatollah Bomb?

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'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.' mockup

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

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'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.' mockup

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

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"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password." mockup

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

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"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..." mockup

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

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"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time." mockup

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

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"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!" mockup

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system." mockup

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

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"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password." mockup

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

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"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs." mockup

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

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"Grunzman, I really appreciate you. I appreciate you to work somewhere else."

"Grunzman, I really appreciate you. I appreciate you to work somewhere else." mockup

"Grunzman, I really appreciate you. I appreciate you to work somewhere else."

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'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.' mockup

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

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Eurocopa 2016

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"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket." mockup

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

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'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.' mockup

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

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Security Clearance Achiever Pillows Collection

Security Clearance Achiever Mugs

Discover a variety of witty mugs celebrating security clearance achievers—perfect for their daily coffee or tea ritual.

Security Clearance Achiever Prints

Browse stylish prints that celebrate professional milestones with a creative flair, ideal for decorating their workspace or home.

Security Clearance Achiever T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that honor security professionals and their accomplishments in style.