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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Candid Camera store.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'New Game'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"We've been cancelled."

Canine Technology

CCTV in church.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Keep on Truckin.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Airbag safety feature.'

Man Ray

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'