Security And Surveillance Mugs

Dictator, Interrupted

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I need to know who started it."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

A Little Extra

Death to the Extremists

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

"Beware of Don"

Moulin Rouge Security

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."